Friday, December 18, 2009

Because men need to take up as much physical space as possible

Ok! So one of the things that women do not understand, is the need men have to spread their legs as wide as possible and take up as much physical space as they can get away with.

I know the answer. It’s all about your penis. I also know that men like to give the impression, at every opportunity on life’s journey, that their penis is so enormous they have trouble walking straight.

However, one of the things I don’t think men do realise is that women get to take a swift glance when your legs are spread that wide and the first thing we notice is – that bulge does not need that much room. This recognition is fast followed by an observation that asks, so why are you spreading your legs so wide apart?

It doesn’t look that good for the guy.

Of course, it isn’t all about the legs spread wide either. Men will spread what physical bulk they have as wide as their skin will stretch. Is this an attempt to get me to notice him,  she thinks as she piles the third shopping bag precariously on top of the others so that he can have more room to spread his legs and stretch his arms across the back of the train seat.

Men like to think the world can’t quite contain them. It is in their psyche to see themselves as special and a stand out in any crowd. It is a natural next step from this perspective, to want to spread yourself around. Legs wide, arms extended, deep loud breaths followed by overenthusiastic exhalations are all ways that men make sure they get noticed and are recognised as a valuable contributor to the space they currently inhabit.

In romance novels, men are the same. It seems there is no place where a man’s right to spread himself wide and take up as much airspace as possible is questioned. One thing they don’t do, however, is spread the legs so wide any woman can, at a glance realise, they don’t need to spread their legs that wide.


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