Thursday, April 08, 2010

Because women believe the cheating man will leave his wife for her - eventually.

‘Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships’

Sharon Stone

It’s annoying enough that when women get competitive, they do it with each other and don’t compete against men (more on this another day) but the way they compete with each other is embarrassing. They compete over their children’s successes, their husband’s successes, their cooking the cleanliness of their house and their own general thinness. But as we have seen before on this blog, one of the most annoying ways women compete with each other, is by trying to take each other’s man.

This is particularly annoying because the men get such a kick out of it. They think it’s because they are so hot, not because women are aggressive and competitive and just love to beat each other at every stupid little game life throws at them. (And let’s face it, mostly life will only throw very little games at women).

If you want proof that the cheating girlfriend is all about the wife and not the man she’s with, take her desire to have him leave his wife.

Now in this sort of relationship, I’m afraid the mistress has the upper hand. She is the secret, she doesn’t have to do any of the dirty work around him (like cleaning his clothes, his house or his children) and she is visited only once every so often and only after she’s had a good chance to shave the legs, paint the nails and wear the $500 lingerie she picked up with her entire wage.

However, as if this stupidity isn’t enough. Now she wants the man full time. It’s not enough that she gets the best of his body mind and soul. She wants the wife gone.

Because you see, at the end of the day, it’s all about what other people think of your situation and if you can’t take your lover out in public then people think you are just a sad lonely woman stuck at home alone. The wife might think that she and her husband are happy together.  And we can’t have that.

So, she takes the worst husband she’s ever known – and she has absolute proof he is the worst husband ever – and she begs to be his wife.

And then when he tells her he will leave his wife – eventually – she believes him and continues to give her body happily in the secure comfort of knowing she will - eventually – get to beat that wife and the wife will know she won!


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